Sarah is only good at one thing

And that is FAILING!

She failed at being a good Christian
She failed at being a wife
She failed at being a mother
She failed at being a grandmother
She failed at being a fiscal conservative
She failed at getting the Bridge to Nowhere built
She failed at being elected Vice President
She failed at being the chair of the Gas Commission
She failed at being Governor
She failed at being Mayor
She failed at being a good FAUX News Analyst
She failed at being faithful
She failed at keeping her daughter abstinent
She failed at keeping her son out of trouble
She failed at sending her kids to school
She failed at getting her kids to graduate
She failed at trying to win Miss Alaska
She failed at graduating from college on time
She failed at trying to get her brother in law fired
She failed at being an NBA groupie
She failed at debating Joe Biden
She failed at trying to show compassion for Gabby Giffords
She failed History
She failed Geography
She failed English
She failed to pay her property taxes
She failed to finish her bus tour
She failed at her reality show
She failed at getting a reality show for Todd
She failed to tell the truth
She failed to graduate from college on time
She failed at practicing better hygiene
She failed to prep for her interviews with Katie Couric and Charlie Gibson
She failed at stand up comedy
She failed to get Joe Miller elected
She failed to get Christine O'Donnell elected
She failed to get Sharron Angle elected