Like mother like daughter

From Bristol's ghostwritten blog

My comments are in BOLD Black

Dear President Obama,

You don’t know my telephone number, but I hope your staff is busy trying to find it. Ever since you called Sandra Fluke after Rush Limbaugh called her a slut, I figured I might be next. You explained to reporters you called her because you were thinking of your two daughters, Malia and Sasha. After all, you didn’t want them to think it was okay for men to treat them that way:

Why don't you send him your cell phone number Bristol?

“One of the things I want them to do as they get older is engage in issues they care about, even ones I may not agree with them on,” you said. “I want them to be able to speak their mind in a civil and thoughtful way. And I don’t want them attacked or called horrible names because they’re being good citizens.”

And I totally agree your kids should be able to speak their minds and engage the culture. I look forward to seeing what good things Malia and Sasha end up doing with their lives.

One thing is for certain, they won't be knocked up at 18!

But here’s why I’m a little surprised my phone hasn’t rung. Your $1,000,000 donor Bill Maher has said reprehensible things about my family. He’s made fun of my brother because of his Down’s Syndrome. He’s said I was “f—-d so hard a baby fell out.” (In a classy move, he did this while his producers put up the cover of my book, which tells about the forgiveness and redemption I’ve found in God after my past – very public — mistakes.)

Bill Maher donated that money to a Super Pac you cunt! The Super Pac decided who gets the money, not the President! And I'm sure that Super Pac is better and more ethically run than SarahPac, you know the Pac your mom uses as her personal piggy bank.

If Maher talked about Malia and Sasha that way, you’d return his dirty money and the Secret Service would probably have to restrain you. After all, I’ve always felt you understood my plight more than most because your mom was a teenager. That’s why you stood up for me when you were campaigning against Sen. McCain and my mom — you said vicious attacks on me should be off limits.

President Obama was right. During the campaign you were off limits because you were a minor. But now the election is over, you are 21 now and have been Dancing..er..getting your ass dragged around by Mark Ballas with the Stars, speaking out against abstinence, writing a ghostwritten book, appeared on Secret Life of the American teenager (bad acting job BTW), and being paid to have your picture taken. The gloves are off.

Yet I wonder if the Presidency has changed you. Now that you’re in office, it seems you’re only willing to defend certain women. You’re only willing to take a moral stand when you know your liberal supporters will stand behind you.

But…

What if you did something radical and wildly unpopular with your base and took a stand against the denigration of all women… even if they’re just single moms? Even if they’re Republicans?

I’m not expecting your SuperPAC to return the money. You’re going to need every dime to hang on to your presidency. I’m not even really expecting a call. But would it be too much to expect a little consistency? After all, you’re President of all Americans, not just the liberals.

But your parents had a bumper sticker saying Obama is not my president!

Why doesn't your mom pick up the phone, call President Obama and apologize for saying he pals around with terrorists, that he has no cojones, that he is setting up death panels? And apologize to the First Lady for saying she didn't want anyone to eat dessert?

Better yet, why don't you apologize to Levi for calling him a gnat and a rapist, and to Sadie for spreading lies about her and encouraging Tripp to say Ewww whenever he sees a picture of her? Disparaging your son's father is child abuse you know.

Dumb twat slut. And no President Obama is not going to apologize to you because SPHASH called you those names.