WTF? Bristol want to be a beautician?



From Celebs.gather.com

When the world last heard of Bristol Palin, she was thoroughly enjoying her 15 minutes in the glare of the spotlight. She'd written her autobiography, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, and she was all set to do her own reality show with Kyle Massey, her fellow Dancing With The Stars contestant. Reportedly, neither of those projects worked out for her. Her reality show may never be aired, and, apparently her book is of interest only to chronic insomniacs. And with Sarah Palin mercifully no longer running for anything, her dancing daughter seems destined to return to the obscurity from which she came. Or not. Plucky Bristol Palin has thought of another way to realize her "desperate" dream of making it in Hollywood. She's going to cosmetology school.

Yes, that's right--cosmetology school. While doing hair and nails might not seem like the quickest way to fame and fortune, Bristol Palin has a plan. Inside sources report that:

"Bristol wants to go to cosmetology school...near her home in Arizona so she can get away from the Alaskan winter. After graduating next year, she wants to look for jobs in the movie industry. Bristol's realizing her bout of fame and big-money offers in Hollywood is dwindling..., so she needs a backup plan."

Apparently, Bristol Palin thinks a career in cosmetology will enable her to return to "rubbing shoulders with the stars and making money." And who knows, perhaps it will. More power to her. As long as she doesn't pursue a career in politics. Or dancing.

Yep. Sounds like the gravy train has derailed. Can't imagine anyone would want to hire her though. Except for this place:




This is the Beehive Salon in Wasilla AK. Granny Grifter's salon of choice. And looking at Sarah's hair (or wigs) their standards are low.

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