Bristol's show is cancelled before it even went on the air.

From Perez Hilton

But as we're all teen moms, we know that she has a plan B - and the "B" stands for beautician school! But more on that in a bit.

First off, it has come to our attention via the National Enquirer that Bristol Palin's reality show, the one she was shooting for the BIO channel, has been scrapped, leaving Bristol without work in La La Land. No official reason has been given as to why the network put the kibosh on the series, but if we had to guess …. because one Palin reality show is really enough?

Anyway, now that she is out of job, Bristol needs to find something new to do. While her "dancing" did improve after ten weeks on DWTS, there's not much of a career for her in that. And, we think she's milked the cow dry, so to speak, on telling teens they have to be abstinent.

So what's next for Sarah Palin's prodigy child? That's easy! Cosmetology!

Sources reveal that Bristol is looking into some beauty programs in the area, as her new life goal is to be a Hollywood hair and makeup guru. A "friend" of Bristol reveals:

“She plans to find a school near her home in Arizona so she can get away from the Alaskan winter. And after graduating next year, she wants to look for jobs in the movie industry. Bristol’s realizing that her bout of fame and big-money job offers in Hollywood is dwindling since her mother isn’t in the spotlight as much, so she needs a backup plan. Right now she has money from her ‘DWTS’ gig to live off of while going to school. Then she’ll try her luck in Hollywood again, this time behind the scenes.”

Damn! She is still living off that money! Must have learned a thing or two from momma about simple living. (Or more likely she was grossly overpaid!)

Well, there is something rather ironic about how this is all turning out. She's certainly living up to the high expectations her mother has had for her, hasn't she.

Just in case, we'r going to cue up our Grease soundtrack to Beauty School Drop-Out, just in case you change your mind!

My condolences to Kyle and Chris Massey.