Sarah Palin likes two things...brawling and hoo-haahing!

The above picture will be forever synonymous with the infamous 2014 Palin family brawkl.

I read and re-read the police report a couple of times.  I have had a busy several days and haven't had time to write out a response but now I am and my thoughts are the following:

What happened to the two married women Track and his friend "Steve" were harassing?

No one in the report corroborated that Bristol was called a cunt.  Liar liar pants on fire Bristol!  Also Bristol was too drunk to even remember hitting Korey.

About 15 people confirmed that Bristol hit Korey Klingemeyer several times with her fists.  Korey was a real gentleman and showed a lot of restraint.

A total of three fights that night...Bristol and Korey, Track and Todd, and Track, Willow, and Korey.  Course that is gonna happen when you are drunk.

It's pretty bad when you are so drunk you think you are in Eagle River (a small town) and not the booming metropolis of Anchorage.  Looking at you Trackie.

Pretty disappointing the mainstream media made the Palins look like they were the victims.  Bullshit, they showed up at that party with every intention of starting shit.  BTW they were not even invited.

Nice to see Eric Thompson has a new job.

I noticed a lot of things missing.  Sarah was a witness but her statement was not in the report.  Neither was Todd's.  Tripp was at the party too and he wasn't in the report.  The report seemed disjointed.

Speaking of Tripp I hope the custody judge got a real copy of the police report which details more of Sarah screaming "don't you know who I am".  She also tried to hide Track in the limo.  Bristol also made a beeline for the limo too.  Seems her purse was in there.  What were you hiding in the purse Butthole?

Who was taking care of Trig that night?

Not long after the report came out Sarah posted this

UPDATE: Hey, knock it off. I posted a cool, inspiring video to brighten your day and to honor our vets. I didn't make the video nor did I title it. This honored vet is introduced as ARMY; that's why I captioned it "Hoohah!" Amazing how something fun and positive can be turned negative by either folks looking for something to be hatin' on or those just not paying attention. Now, don't make me pull a mama's chewing out on you! Enjoy the video! Hoohah! 

Sounds a little bitchy to me.  By the Sarah Skanky Hoohah is a derogatory name for a vagina.

The whole world is in agreement with the other partygoers "FUCK THE PALINS!"