What Sarah is going to do on her birthday today

Go to CPAC, toss up some word salad and insult President Obama

Stop at Wal-Mart and stock up on Red Bull and canned goods

Go through the drive up window at Taco Bell

Order some Crunchwrap Supremes

Go home and eat them and down the Red Bull

Go out to the Mugshot and snort come coke

Go home and throw the canned goods at the fridge

Here is the birthday cake some delusional Palinbot made for Sarah:



Like a cake is going to convince Sarah to run.