Showing posts with label birthday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birthday. Show all posts

How come Sarah Palin wasn't invited to Billy Graham's birthday party?


This sounds more like a eulogy than a birthday greeting.  Note the green leaves outside.  Billy was having some health issues this past year and word was he was in his final days but he recovered.

Note how the bible is brand new, you can tell by how the gold is still shiny on the pages and the cover looks new.

So how come the Grahams didn't invite Sarah and Todd to Billy's birthday party?  They were afraid it would turn into a brawl!

I guess Sarah really was traveling back to Alaska on Todd's birthday


From Skank's Fecebook page

I was traveling yesterday, so I'm posting Todd's 50th birthday greeting a day late, which is fine because the handsome guy barely looks a day over 50.

- Sarah Palin


 Short, sweet, and to the point.  Yep sounds like she really hates Todd.  No, she really, really hates Todd now!

Also there was no mention of their anniversary on Aug 29.

Now we know why she was so late in wishing Todd a happy birthday:, damage control!  She had no intention of saying anything until the brawl happened.  Hell even Malia Litman and I posted a report about Todd having a birthday before she did.

From the Immoral Minority

Hi Griffin , 

What I am able to share with you at this time is the following: 

Case: 14-36989 

On Saturday, September 6, 2014 just before midnight Anchorage police responded to a report of a verbal and physical altercation taking place between multiple subjects outside of a residence located on the 900 block of Harbor Circle . A preliminary investigation by police revealed that a party had been taking place at a nearby residence and a fight had broken out between multiple subjects outside of the residence. None of the involved parties wanted to press charges at the time of the incident and no arrests were made. Alcohol was believed to have been a factor in the incident. Some of the Palin family members were in attendance at the party. 

This case is still pending, therefore, I’m unable to provide any further details or information in the police reports at this time. 

Thank you, 

Jennifer Castro 
APD Communications Director

I went back and looked at my StatCounter and there were no visitors from Arizona on Sep 6-7 which would have been when the "Malice from the Palace" took place.  

Also from IM

Update 3: I am now learning that the owner of the home is 2010 Iron Dog winner Chris Olds. And that HE is who Bristol went all Mike Tyson on after he asked them to leave.

I have also heard from at least one source that Tripp was at the party as well.

Well that is some real responsible parenting right there.

Update 4: The APD has confirmed on the phone that this did indeed happen, and that there were 20 people involved in the brawl.

They made no arrests they say because nobody pressed charges, and there were conflicting reports as to who started it and why.


I wonder who was taking care of Trig and Piper.  And Krusty and Florida troll what do you have to say for yourself now?

Also it has been confirmed that this was not a birthday party for Todd but an Iron Dog party that he was not invited to so Todd, Bristol, and Track decided to crash it.


Todd Palin is a 50 year old pimp



No that is not one of his hookers with him, that's Sarah.

Todd turns the big 50 today.  I wonder how he will celebrate, have sex with a hooker or something?

Speaking of hookers I have noticed on my StatCounter that a lot of people are googling Todd Palin and Rainbow Bay Resort and end up visiting this blog.  Thankfully the word is getting out.

Happy Belated Birthday Glen Rice!






I don't know how Glen celebrated his birthday (which was yesterday) but I'm sure it won't involve fucking an untalented wonkey-eyed sportscaster in a college dorm room.

Happy Birthday Glen!

At 50 Sarah is skankier more than ever



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Sarah Palin lies at Billy Graham's birthday party



Around 2:50 in the video Sarah talks about how Billy Graham inspired her mother.

BUT

Going Rogue, page 21-2
"It was during these early years that Mom became interested in an expanded faith. She sought further spiritual fulfillment in addition to the liturgical traditions of the Catholic Church. In Wasilla, she volunteered as a secretary at the Presbyterian church on weekends and traveled to northern Alaska Eskimo villages on mission trips.

"At about that time, her best friend, Mary Ellan Moe, a newly transplanted Texan, invited her to attend an evangelical church in Anchorage. There Mom found a depth of spirituality she had been seeking, the filling of what the French writer Blaise Pascal called ‘the god-shaped vacuum’ in every human heart."

I never understood all the hoopla about Billy Graham.  He is nothing more than a moneychanging televangelist.  Jesus never took a dime.

Happy Birthday President Obama!

Hope you have a lovely day!  Thank you for being our president!

Happy belated birthday Willow!

Willow's birthday was on the 9th but I completely forgot so Willow happy belated birthday to you!

I guess I shouldn't feel bad because Sarah forgot Willow's birthday too.  No mention of it on Facebook but she did mention Pipers back in March.

Speaking of Sarah, she has been too busy in Montana, no wonder she forgot Willow's birthday:

Looks like she left her bobbers at home.  What's with the Honda motor Sarah, you should be buying American.


Wonder what Willow did on her birthday, probably the old Palin tradition with a new twist...get drunk on wine coolers and have sex on Bristol's pontoon instead of a tent.

Happy Birthday Track Palin!



Today is Track's birthday so I thought I would revisit his paternity.

From Going Rogue:

Happy Birthday First Lady Michelle Obama!

Hope she has a lovely day!

Feels really good to wish the FLOTUS a Happy Birthday when it's Michelle Obama and NOT Ann Romney.

Happy 4th or 5th Birthday Tripp Easton Johnston!

Who knows if Tripp was actually born on this day, he may have been born before December 28, January 2009, 2008, or 2007.  Anyway today is his "official" birthday.

Happy Birthday Tripp!  Hope daddy, Sunny, Breeze, Grandma Sherry and Auntie Sadie got to spend time with you.  But I'm sure the Palin side wouldn't allow it.

Here are some more comparison pics of Levi, Trigg, and Tripp.  Happy comparing!

Bristol is turning 22 today and she is drowning her sorrows in wine coolers

Tuesday night she and Mark Ballas were eliminated from DTWS so I'm sure a certain fridge in Wasilla ended up dented, and Bristol retreated to a tent full of wine coolers.


For someone who is 22 she has the mental and emotional capacity of a 14 year old.

She says her mom is way hotter than Julianne Moore .

Then she plays the sympathy card and claims she is getting death threats.

And after she was eliminated she blows off the media.  Sore loser!

Now that she is no longer relevant I have a list of possible careers for her:

Hooker
Porn Star
Model on The Price is Right
Vanna White's job on Wheel of Fortune
Voiceover
Contestant on The Bachelorette or Bachelor (stock up on rubbers Bachelors)

HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY BRISTOL YOU HOE!




Welcome to the world Breeze Beretta Johnston!

As you are all aware,  Sunny gave birth to Breeze yesterday.  Congrats to her, Levi, and big brother Tripp.

I pray Breeze has a wonderful life and will not be bullied by the Palins like her dad is.

I also pray she and Tripp get to know each other like a brother and sister should.  And if Trig is her brother she should get to know him too.

Speaking of Tripp, it sound like he has been spending more time with his dad.  Apparently Bristol backed down when her lawyer told her Levi had grounds.  She also said neither one of them could afford lawyers but I bet she could.  It's probably a plea for the pathetic Pee Pond residents to send her mommy money.

One thing for certain, we know when Breeze was born and where.  Too bad she wasn't born on Sept 11 Patriot Day.  That would really chap Sarah's ass.

Back to Willow's birthday or...Why does Sarah have to lie about everything?


Last week I posted that Willow celebrated her 18th birthday on July 5.  You can re-read that post here
However very astute readers pointed out that her birthday is really on July 7, not July 5, even though Bristol wished her a happy birthday on the 5th as well.

Sarah alluded in Going Rogue that the day before Willow's birthday (July 4) she went kayaking in hopes of inducing labor so Willow would be born on Independence Day.  Obviously it did not work or Sarah is lying cuz Willow was born a few days later.

Sarah didn't even wish Willow a Happy Birthday on Facebook or Twitter.  I guess she did not want to bring attention to this lie.

It's pretty sad Sarah has to lie about everything.   Is she that jealous of President Obama because his daughter was born on Independence Day?  Sarah and Todd had been married for over 5 years at that point so fudging Willow's b-day shouldn't have happened.  Unless Todd is not Willow's dad.

America dodged a HUGE bullet when McCain lost.  If Sarah will lie about things like her daughters birthday or how her son came to be, she will lie about everything.

Willow turned 18 yesterday so now she is fair game-Update


Yesterday was Willow's 18th birthday.  No word on how she celebrated but I wouldn't be surprised if wine coolers, a tent, an empty house, and a 55 gallon drum with coke lines on top of it were involved.

Now Willow is a legal adult which means she can go to adult prison, get married, vote, and join the military, although she will probably only succeed in doing one of them.  People who drop out of high school are more likely to go to prison you know.

Since Willow is appearing in reality shows and is an adult, then she should be fair game for the paparazzi.  Wonder if Playboy would make her an offer.  Nah.  I think even Hef has better taste than that.

I bet it busts Sarah's chops knowing that President Obama's daughter was born on the 4th of July and Willow was a day late.  Sorry Sarah but rowing a boat does not induce labor.

Update-OK Willow's birthday is July 7.  I regret the error.  However I googled her birthday and there are several sites where it is reported at July 5.  Even Bristol's blog wished her a happy birthday on July 5.

Some even report her being born in 1995.  One even has her birthday listed as Jan 21.

Happy Birthday to Malia Obama!

From Christian Post The Obama family has two reasons to celebrate the Fourth of July with the traditional Independence Day festivities as well as President Barack Obama's daughter Malia's birthday. The eldest daughter of President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama will turn 14-year-old Wednesday as Americans everywhere celebrate the birthday of the Unites States. The Obamas are scheduled to host a Fourth of July barbecue for military personnel and their families at the White House Wednesday. However, the First family has been at Camp David since Saturday, and it is uncertain if Malia will attend the barbecue. The special barbecue on the South Lawn today is expected to include a performance by country music star Brad Paisley as well as a fireworks display.  

Happy Birthday young lady! You are a fine upstanding young lady and you make your parents proud. I'm impressed with the way the President and First Lady have raised their kids in the White House. You don't see them on reality shows, doing drugs, vandalizing school buses, and breaking into houses. They also attend school on a regular basis too.
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