Hey Sarah Palin Rice will be at the Great Alaska Shoot Out!

Rice University that is.  Sorry to disappoint you Hooh-ah!

From RiceOwls.com

Rice University men’s basketball will face a tough national field at the 2014 GCI Great Alaska Shootout on Nov. 27-29 at the Alaska Airlines Center. Seven of the event’s 10 games will be televised nationally on CBS Sports Network.

The Owls open against 2014 Atlantic Sun Champion Mercer, which toppled Duke in a 14-over-3 seed upset in the opening round of the NCAA Tournament in March. That game is set for 8:30 p.m. CT on Nov. 27 on CBSSN.

From there, Rice will face either UC Santa Barbara or Washington State on Nov. 28 at either 5 or 11 p.m. CT in the semifinal or consolation round.

Awaiting Rice on Nov. 29 from the other side of the bracket will be host Alaska-Anchorage, Colorado State, Missouri State or Pacific.

CBS Sports Network will air both Friday semifinals as well as Saturday’s championship game at 10:30 p.m. CT.

The GCI Great Alaska Shootout is the longest-running regular-season college basketball tournament in the nation, taking place every Thanksgiving in Anchorage since 1978. This will be the inaugural tournament held at UAA’s brand-new, 5,000-seat Alaska Airlines Center.

Rice has never played in the Great Alaska Shootout, but has previously visited the state. The Owls claimed the 2003 BP Top of the World Classic in Fairbanks with double-figure wins over Idaho State, St. Mary’s and Washington State.
I'm rooting for Rice to win the tournament.

Happy Belated Birthday Glen Rice!

I don't know how Glen celebrated his birthday (which was yesterday) but I'm sure it won't involve fucking an untalented wonkey-eyed sportscaster in a college dorm room.

Happy Birthday Glen!

The Great Alaskan shootout begins today

I guess Michigan has been banned from participating so their players can't boink wonky-eyed sports anchors.

In regards to the Glen Rice fathered Willow rumors

As much as I would like to believe this rumor, I don't think it's true.

From Alaska WTF

About a year ago a well-known person here in Anchorage told a tale to a few of us at dinner one night and said we’d never believe what we she was about to tell us. She told us that Todd Palin probably was not Willow Palin’s father and that the real father was a black guy. I didn’t believe it until Wednesday’s greatest story EVER news that former NBA player Glen Rice admitted he nailed Sarah Palin. She said Sarah was still infatuated with Rice and went to see him in Seattle six years after their first hookup. How did this person know this? She saw Sarah in the audience at a basketball game in Seattle and asked her. They were long time friends and Sarah seemed like she couldn’t wait to tell somebody. Nine months later Willow popped out.

The fact that Sarah Palin is a cheap whore is no surprise, but now that Sarah’s an X-rated punchline throughout the world maybe now FOX ‘News” and the Tea Baggers will finally flush her since black people are taboo in their world and sexing one of them certainly has got to be the ultimate sin.

Sounds like a great story for a film! How about “Sarah rides a Dark Knight”?

Here are some pics of Willow and Glen for comparison:





I see no resemblance at all between Willow and Glen. Willow actually looks like Todd in my opinion




I always thought Bristol and Willow look more like Todd than Sarah.

Sarah fucked former NBA player Glen Rice-Update

A new revelation from Joe McGinnis's book The Rogue says that Sarah had a one night stand with former NBA star Glen Rice. The two met while Sarah was covering the Great Alaska Shootout as a reporter for KTUU where Glen was participating while playing for the University of Michigan in November 1987. Sarah and Glen had sex in Sarah's sister Molly's dorm room at the University of Alaska. So Sarah digs black basketball players huh? That explains her obsession with President Obama.

Update-According to Savannah Guthrie Joe will be on the Today Show Thursday morning and a response from Todd Palin will be forthcoming.