Oh fuck she is pregnant!!!!!!!!!

 OK it's not Butthole Palin but just as bad:



From People.com

After a whirlwind courtship, engagement and wedding, Jill Duggar (now Jill Dillard) has even more new happy news to deliver.

"We're having a baby!" Jill tells PEOPLE exclusively. "We are so excited."

Jill, 23, and husband Derick, 25, who tied the knot on June 21 in Springdale, Arkansas, shared their first kiss in front of more than 1,000 family and friends and then celebrated with them at a reception.

The couple's wedding will be featured on TLC's hit reality show 19 Kids and Counting, during its new season that begins Sept. 2 (9 p.m. ET).

After taking several pregnancy tests that came back negative, Jill was persuaded by her sisters to take one of her mom Michelle's tests while she and Derick were visiting her parents' home. This test gave her a very different result – it was positive!

"It was surreal," says Derick. "We were shocked. Both of us are so excited."

The happy couple, who are due in March, have been having fun sharing their news with their family.

"About 30 days after Jill and Derick got married they gathered everyone in the living room and shared the news," Jim Bob, 49, tells PEOPLE. "Everyone was clapping and cheering, and we were in shock, too."


Would someone spay and neuter these people please!

As a Christian I follow the Duggars a little bit.  But for different reasons.  I find fundies kind of fascinating.  And stupid.

People like the Duggars and Maxwells are the reason people get turned off by Christians.  Ghandi said it best, I like Jesus Christ but I don't like his followers.

I was hoping Jill and Derick would wait but it didn't happen.  Didn't take them long.  I think the reason they announced the pregnancy so early was because of Michelle Duggar's robo calling:

Hello, this is Michelle Duggar. I’m calling to inform you of some shocking news that would affect the safety of Northwest Arkansas women and children. The Fayetteville City Council is voting on an ordinance this Tuesday night that would allow men – yes I said men – to use womens and girls restrooms, locker rooms, showers, sleeping areas and other areas that are designated for females only. I don’t believe the citizens of Fayetteville would want males with past child predator convictions that claim they are female to have a legal right to enter private areas that are reserved for women and girls. I doubt that Fayetteville parents would stand for a law that would endanger their daughters or allow them to be traumatized by a man joining them in their private space. We should never place the preference of an adult over the safety and innocence of a child. Parents, who do you want undressing next to your daughter at the public swimming pool’s private changing area? I still believe that we are a society that puts women and children first. Women, young ladies and little girls deserve to use the restroom or any other facility in peace and safety. Will you speak up for protecting women and children? Call 575-8330 and tell the Fayetteville City Council members and Mayor Jordan to vote ‘no’ on ordinance 119. The number again is 575-8330. For more information please go to www.freefayetteville.org. Paid for by freefayetteville.org.

Even though the Dillards are now pregnant, I can take solace in knowing they got pregnant faster than Jill's older brother Josh (aka Smuggar on FreeJinger) and his wife Anna (Smuganna).  And now Michelle (Mullet) pregnancy days over probably over she will no longer get much attention.

If the Dillards decide to be like Smuggar/Smuganna and Mullet/Boob and go with the same first letter theme, I hope they pick D.  DD would be cool initials, and D would be after Derick. 

Girls
Danielle
Denise
Darcy
Della
Daisy
Donna
Dana
Diana
Delilah
Deborah ( would love this one, she was a judge in the Bible)
Dharma
Dakota
Desiree
Dominique
Dolly
Dina
Deanna (after Boob's sister)
Dotty
Deidre
Dericka (after her daddy, wouldn't that piss Boob off)

Boys
Daniel
David (would love this one too)
Dominic
Dylan
Drake
Damon
Dennis
Dustin
Donavan
Duke
Dalton
Duncan
Darren
Derick (after his daddy)
Douglas
Darien
Devin
Darius
Dawson
Dallas
Devlin (ooh!)

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