Oh fuck she is pregnant!!!!!!!!!

 OK it's not Butthole Palin but just as bad:

From People.com

After a whirlwind courtship, engagement and wedding, Jill Duggar (now Jill Dillard) has even more new happy news to deliver.

"We're having a baby!" Jill tells PEOPLE exclusively. "We are so excited."

Jill, 23, and husband Derick, 25, who tied the knot on June 21 in Springdale, Arkansas, shared their first kiss in front of more than 1,000 family and friends and then celebrated with them at a reception.

The couple's wedding will be featured on TLC's hit reality show 19 Kids and Counting, during its new season that begins Sept. 2 (9 p.m. ET).

After taking several pregnancy tests that came back negative, Jill was persuaded by her sisters to take one of her mom Michelle's tests while she and Derick were visiting her parents' home. This test gave her a very different result – it was positive!

"It was surreal," says Derick. "We were shocked. Both of us are so excited."

The happy couple, who are due in March, have been having fun sharing their news with their family.

"About 30 days after Jill and Derick got married they gathered everyone in the living room and shared the news," Jim Bob, 49, tells PEOPLE. "Everyone was clapping and cheering, and we were in shock, too."

Would someone spay and neuter these people please!

As a Christian I follow the Duggars a little bit.  But for different reasons.  I find fundies kind of fascinating.  And stupid.

People like the Duggars and Maxwells are the reason people get turned off by Christians.  Ghandi said it best, I like Jesus Christ but I don't like his followers.

I was hoping Jill and Derick would wait but it didn't happen.  Didn't take them long.  I think the reason they announced the pregnancy so early was because of Michelle Duggar's robo calling:

Hello, this is Michelle Duggar. I’m calling to inform you of some shocking news that would affect the safety of Northwest Arkansas women and children. The Fayetteville City Council is voting on an ordinance this Tuesday night that would allow men – yes I said men – to use womens and girls restrooms, locker rooms, showers, sleeping areas and other areas that are designated for females only. I don’t believe the citizens of Fayetteville would want males with past child predator convictions that claim they are female to have a legal right to enter private areas that are reserved for women and girls. I doubt that Fayetteville parents would stand for a law that would endanger their daughters or allow them to be traumatized by a man joining them in their private space. We should never place the preference of an adult over the safety and innocence of a child. Parents, who do you want undressing next to your daughter at the public swimming pool’s private changing area? I still believe that we are a society that puts women and children first. Women, young ladies and little girls deserve to use the restroom or any other facility in peace and safety. Will you speak up for protecting women and children? Call 575-8330 and tell the Fayetteville City Council members and Mayor Jordan to vote ‘no’ on ordinance 119. The number again is 575-8330. For more information please go to www.freefayetteville.org. Paid for by freefayetteville.org.

Even though the Dillards are now pregnant, I can take solace in knowing they got pregnant faster than Jill's older brother Josh (aka Smuggar on FreeJinger) and his wife Anna (Smuganna).  And now Michelle (Mullet) pregnancy days over probably over she will no longer get much attention.

If the Dillards decide to be like Smuggar/Smuganna and Mullet/Boob and go with the same first letter theme, I hope they pick D.  DD would be cool initials, and D would be after Derick. 

Girls
Danielle
Denise
Darcy
Della
Daisy
Donna
Dana
Diana
Delilah
Deborah ( would love this one, she was a judge in the Bible)
Dharma
Dakota
Desiree
Dominique
Dolly
Dina
Deanna (after Boob's sister)
Dotty
Deidre
Dericka (after her daddy, wouldn't that piss Boob off)

Boys
Daniel
David (would love this one too)
Dominic
Dylan
Drake
Damon
Dennis
Dustin
Donavan
Duke
Dalton
Duncan
Darren
Derick (after his daddy)
Douglas
Darien
Devin
Darius
Dawson
Dallas
Devlin (ooh!)

Mitt Romney promoting the Quiverfull movement

From the New York Daily News:

Mitt Romney shared his secrets for “abundant living” with the 2013 graduates of Southern Virginia University this weekend, and at the top of his list was marrying young and having “a quiver full of kids.”

The former presidential candidate quoted Scripture when he advised the school’s mostly Mormon students to “launch out into the deep” instead of living “in the shallows.”

He said staying single until your 30s may be a mistake.

“I’m so glad I found Ann when I was still so young,” he said of his wife.

“Some people could marry but choose to take more time, they say, for themselves. Others plan to wait until they’re well into their 30s or 40s until they think about getting married,” he continued. “They’re going to miss so much of living, I’m afraid.”

“If you meet a person you love, get married,” he said. “Have a quiver full of kids if you can.”

“Every one of you here today as a graduate can live an abundant life,” he told the students. “Every single one of you. You will not all be rich and famous and powerful, but each of you can live an eminently successful, rewarding, abundant life.”

Every day I thank God this asshole didn't end up in the White House.

If you are not familiar with the Quiverfull movement, check this link out.  The Quiverfull movement is very dangerous!

A Quiverfull of snark

You all know who the Duggars are.  They are the ridiculously large family who does not believe in birth control.  Anyway I stumbled across this forum called Free Jinger.  It's basically about the Duggars and Quiverfull movement.  Enjoy!