My thoughts on Track and Britta calling it quits (and there are a lot of them)

As all of you are aware Track and Britta Palin are divorcing.  Can't say that I'm surprised.  Nothing good has ever come out of being married to or breeding with a Heath/Palin.  Ask Levi Johnston and Mike Wooten.  The only one I feel sorry for is Kyla.

Must be a Palin/Heath record for the shortest marriage.  No I take that back...Bristol and Gino's trial marriage was shorter.  The only other political kid's marriage that was that short of is Elliott Roosevelt (son of FDR) and Elizabeth Donner's (January 16, 1932-July 17, 1933).  Back in Elliott's day you had to go to Reno to get a divorce.

 I think the marriage was a sham.  Sarah promised they would have a big reception but it never happened. And Britta's comments to Radar Online speaks volumes.  She said she is OK with it.  I doubt she and Track planned to stay married anyway.  Also someone on IM made this comment:

track has never been right in the head. He has this "nervous tick" where he constantly make a noise and facial expressions, and its just got worse and worse over time. he is a nightmare to be married to. 

If that is really true then I hope Track has supervised visitation.  I don't know if he is completely over his drug addictions either.

Sarah and Todd, leave Britta alone!  You too Bristol and Willow  You harassed Mike Wooten enough.  Don't repeat it with Britta.  And please don't disparage Britta in front of Kyla like you did to Levi .  Remember the judge that warned you to stop doing that in front of Mike's kids.

When I first saw this picture I wondered if Track and Britta were on the outs:

I think this picture was originally posted on Bristol's FB page, not sure.  But then after it was all over the internet, Chuckles Jr posted this one:

Ta-da!  There's Britta!  Any proof this was photoshopped?

I bet Sarah tipped off  TMZ about this so people would ignore Dairygate.  Course that isn't the first time she has thrown her kids under the bus.

It looks like Track got the better end of the deal in the divorce

.Track Palin and his soon-to-be ex-wife Britta filed divorce docs which tick off who gets what.
-- 23-year-old Track -- an Army reservist -- gets the $30,000 Wells Fargo bank account, $500 in tools, and his $1,000 gun collection.

-- 22-year-old Britta gets her $2,500 bank account and her $4,000 in jewelry.

According to the doc, Track rakes in $42,800 a year -- and has agreed to pay $642 a month in child support. Track and Britta have agreed to split any other child-related expenses, including medical and travel.

Britta gets physical custody, and will share legal custody with Track.

Guess Track would rather have his guns than his baby.  If he made $42,800 last year and $30,000 in the bank, why such a low amount for child support?  Is Kyla really the DWTS baby?  Maybe Britta just wanted rid of him.  Track got a good deal compared to Levi.  If Britta ever takes Track to court for skipping child support, you can be darn sure Sarah will get that squashed.  Britta don't hire Rex Butler for a lawyer!

 

Happy 4th birthday Trig Palin!

I hope Trig is having a great birthday away from his evil adoptive mother. I also wonder what new version Sarah is going to come up with regarding the birth of Trig. Once she said he was born in Wasilla, then Anchorage. Later she said she was a month early, then six weeks early. Damn woman can't keep her lies straight anymore.



Sarah posted this picture recently on Facebook. Ever notice how she always posts an outdated picture of Trig? Also notice how it looks like he is trying to get the hell away from her. More recent pictures of Trig shows he looks like Levi which makes it impossible for Sarah and Todd to be his parents. Possible scenarios for Trig's parentage:

Sarah and Todd
Sarah and Levi (statutory rape)
Bristol and Levi
Bristol and Keith Johnston (statutory rape)




Spitting image of Levi and Bristol.

Also recently there was a gathering of the Heath klan. Everyone is there except for Track who is in Afghanistan and Trig. Where is Trig?



Surely they could have kept him calm long enough for a photo. Sad he has to miss out on family gatherings. If he is in an institution that is very sad because that is the mindset of the 1950's. Special needs children were sent away never to be heard of again. Only in Sarah's case she brings him back only for a political opportunity.

I see mafia don Gino is holding little Tripp and acting like he is his daddy. Makes me throw up. I hope Levi sees this pic and beats the shit out of Gino.

Going off topic here but Britta who is Track's wife is in the picture too. She is holding little Kyla.



Sarah is standing behind Britta and I have to say she looks like hammered shit.

Kyla is a very cute baby. I notice her hair is brown which is odd because Britta and Track's hair is blonde. Makes you wonder if Kyla is really Bristol's or Willow's.



Special thanks to Allison at The Palin Place for finding the family pictures.

Did Track and Britta have their wedding reception

Track and Britta got married back in May, and they were supposed to have some kind of second wedding/reception on December 16. Have not heard anything else. No pictures, nothing. Did they even get married in May?

Five days since her granddaughter's birth Sarah has yet to announce it

Is it because Track produced a girl instead of a boy? Does that make him less manly Sarah?



Or is it because Track and Britta got pregnant out of wedlock and that gives the abstinence only mantra less credibility?



Britta's mom made an annoucement. She's not ashamed and she is a pastor's wife!



Or is it because she is so distracted by Mercede telling the truth about the Palins?



From The National Enquirer



IN her biggest meltdown EVER, an irate SARAH PALIN went ballistic over a trash-talking interview by LEVI JONSTON’s sister MERCEDE!



Mercede Johnston opened fire in a vicious attack – telling a men’s maga?zine that the former Alaska governor would suffer a “mental breakdown” if elected president.



Sources say “Mama Grizzly” Sarah be?came so enraged she vowed the Johnston clan would never again see baby Tripp, the out-of-wedlock son of Levi and her daughter Bristol.



But acid-tongued Mer?cede – who posed nude in “Playboy” – charged that Bristol’s pregnancy “wasn’t an accident. She and Levi planned it. They were trying to con?ceive for months.”



Protective Palin reacted in a fury – denouncing Mercede as “a little whore,” her entire family as “trailer trash” and Mercede’s mother as “a drug dealer,” say sources.



The former Gov. was referring to Levi and Mercede’s mom Sherry Johnston who’s still serving 3 years house arrest following her 2009 conviction for selling “hillbilly heroin” Oxycontin.

Sarah is a grandma again

track and britta had there baby girl last night, kyla grace palin. nice to know it has a normal name. track and britta do your child a favor and keep sarah away from her. and dont preach abstinence to kyla. would like to see one heath to not be in the family way before marriage. i wonder if this kyla will look like curtis menard.

It's Official-Track and Britta were pregnant before the wedding!-Update

From The Immoral Minority

About two weeks later I received a tip that Britta was indeed pregnant and that fellow students in her nursing classes were all talking about it, and the family was afraid it would soon come out. Then not much later I received yet ANOTHER tip saying that Britta was definitely with child and was avoiding certain casual friends so that the word would not get around and embarrass the families.

Yet it was still all hearsay and I did not feel it was enough to say definitively that the quickie marriage was due to the impending birth of yet another baby into the Palin family.

That is it WAS all hearsay until I received this picture in my email inbox of Britta opening up gifts at her.....wait for it.....baby shower. (Apparently the shower took place just a couple of days ago at the Palin compound in Wasilla.)

Congrats to Track and Britta on their bundle of joy!

A few comments though-why would someone give Britta a jacket for a 2-3 year old when it won't fit an infant?  Unless they plan on saving it for the kid.  Someone else on IM mentioned that maybe this picture is a hoax and that it may be someone else's shower or a kid's birthday party, hence the large jacket.

I really do respect Track for trying to keep a low profile, but I wonder how the Palinbots are going to try and justify this one.  Face it, the tradition in the Heath/Palin families is to get knocked up first then married.  Or be like Bristol and not even marry at all.

Sally and Chuck Heath-pregnant before marriage
Sarah and Todd-pregnant before marriage
Molly and Mike Wooten-pregnant before marriage
Bristol and Levi-never bothered to get married
Track and Britta-pregnant before marriage

Willow will be next.

SPECIAL THANKS TO JESSE GRIFFIN FOR ALL HE DOES WITH HIS BLOG AND GETTING GOOD CONTACTS.   HE DOES THE WORK OF THREE JOURNALISTS.. Update-Gawker has picked up the story http://m.gawker.com/5823062/sarah-palin-is-going-to-be-a-grandmother-again

More proof that Track and Britta's wedding was shotgun-Update

I really do not care what Track and Britta do since they try to keep a low profile, but since Miss Quittypants and Bristhole preach abstinence I think it is news that they were preggers before the wedding. That and the fact that practically everyone in the Palin and Heath families were pregnant before marriage, with Willow and Piper probably following in their footsteps.

Kind of odd that the registry says Britta Hanson and not Palin or even Track's name. Hmmm.

I see that the due date is Aug 29. Will keep and eye out for that. That is also Sarah and Todd's wedding anniversary.

I wonder what the birth announcement will read. Paternal Grandparents are Sarah and Todd Palin and the late Curtis Menard Jr.? Hee Hee!

Update-Britta with all her shower loot:

More on the newest member of the Palin family

I really don't give a shit about who Track married but People Magazine thinks everyone does, as they treat the Palins like royalty.

The wedding may have surprised many outside Alaska, but to those who know Sarah Palin's new daughter-in-law Britta Hanson, the marriage to Track Palin seemed almost inevitable.

Here are five things to know about this 21-year-old hometown girl who has longtime ties to both the Palin family and Wasilla:

1. Already lived with one Palin
Last year, Hanson roomed with Track's sister, Bristol Palin, in Bristol's three-bedroom condominium in Anchorage. Willow Palin would frequently come by for sleepovers. "I was scared to live by myself," Bristol told Harper's Bazaar.

2. Has acting chops
While her new mother-in-law is no stranger to the spotlight, Britta has her own experience on a stage. She played the sharp-witted Elizabeth Bennet in a local production of Pride and Prejudice. "Britta does well whatever she applies herself too,” says Garry Forrester, executive director of Valley Performing Arts.

3. Knows her way around the governor's office
Hanson was an executive secretary in the office of the governor from 2008 to 2011 under both Palin and current Alaska Gov. Sean Parnell.

4. Future Nurse
A nursing student at the University of Alaska, Hanson recently earned a scholarship from the Mat-Su Health Foundation. After graduation, she plans to work in a local hospital.

5. Wasilla down to her snow boots
A high school sweetheart of Track, Hanson graduated in 2007 from Wasilla High School, where she was a "dynamite soccer player," says assistant principal Dan Michael. She is also the daughter of a local minister – dad Duane Hanson is the pastor of Good Shepherd Lutheran Church in Wasilla.


People however left one nugget of info out, Britta is pregnant. According to comments on other blogs, Willow told her Aunt Wendy Palin that Britta is with child. I'm not surprised at all.

A big shout out to Malia Litman

Malia Litman is a blogger whose main goal is to expose Sarah Palin for the fraud that she is.  Anyways she posted a pic of Track's wedding yesterday and I commented that Sarah and Todd were not wearing their wedding rings.  She picked up on that and wrote a post about it and gave me props for pointing out the non wedding rings.  Thank you Malia for your kind words.  You can read Malia's blog and post here

Remember when I posted that Track Palin was engaged?

Not anymore!  From dlisted.com (how appropriate)

The eldest Palin son, 22-year-old Track, married his high school sweetheart, 21-year-old Britta Hanson, in an intimate ceremony in Hatcher Pass, Alaska today. After the young army reservist and the nursing student were married, their families immediately wrapped this statement in seal blubber and sent it to the office of People via a carrier falcon:

"Our families couldn't be happier! These are two hard working, humble, active, studious young adults who grew up together. We're tickled that after two decades of friendship we proudly witnessed their marriage, knowing their new life together will be blessed.

They will have a larger wedding celebration this winter at Alaska's Alyeska Ski Resort when extended family and friends from the Lower 48 can travel north for a long ski weekend.

The Hanson and Palin families are ecstatic and proud that Britta and Track married in one of our favorite spots in America, spectacular Hatcher Pass, Alaska. It's a site we've all shared fun memories of skiing, snowboarding, hiking and snowmachining."

You know, there's something very familiar about this whole thing. Having a surprise wedding on a weekday afternoon... The bride wearing a smart casual blazer from Dress Barn with a slimming black t-shirt from The Limited.... A bouquet covering any evidence.... I KNOW! This is just like the wedding my cousin had when she didn't want our abuelita finding out that she was 3-months knocked up! Ho tried to put a silencer on the shot gun! This is just like that.

However, in this case, instead of worrying about an abuelita finding out, they're trying to keep it from the publicist who handles Bristol Palin's pro-abstinence speaking engagements.

Anyways, Congratulations to Track and Britta.  I sincerely hope everything works out for them.  Now on to the snark.

It looks like Todd and Sarah are not wearing their wedding rings.  Hmmm.  Also note how Rev. and Mrs Hanson are having bodily contact and act like they like each other.  Not so with the groom's parents.  Seven months from now they will have a bigger celebration.  Does that mean the  baby will be born by then?  Also Track looks more like Menard than Todd in this pic, although comments on Immoral Minority beg to differ.