Sarah Palin can't do anything

Can't win a state beauty contest.
Can't run a family car wash.
Can't govern a city or state without her husband getting involved.
Can't build a hockey rink.
Can't practice better hygiene
Can't run a dairy
Can't run the smallest populated state in the union.
Can't keep her children virgins before marriage.
Can't tell you about the Bush Doctrine
Can't keep her kids in high school.
Can't build a bridge to nowhere
Can't get her kids into college.
Can't buy her own family's clothes for the 2008 RNC.
Can't tell you what she reads.
Can't tell you what a vice president does
Can't stay a virgin until marriage
Can't keep her kids from breaking the law
Can't keep her mouth shut
Can't stay out of her sister's business
Can't keep her hands off black basketball players