See below a timeline of Skanky's life covering most of her major milestones and controversial moments:
Spring 1963 Sarah is conceived.
2/11/64 Sarah is born in Sandpoint Idaho
5/64 Sarah and her family move to Skagway
9/6/64 Todd is born
1966 Molly is born
1969 the Heaths move to Eagle River
1972 the Heaths move to Wasilla.
Spring 1982 Sarah scores 2 points in the Alaska state basketball championship game
Spring 1982 Sarah graduates from Wasilla High
Fall 1982 Sarah enrolls at Univ of Hawaii, transfers a week later to Hawaii Pacific University
Spring 83 Sarah transfers to North Idaho JC
1984 Sarah wins Miss Wasilla
Aug 84 Sarah enrolls at U of Idaho
Fall 85 Sarah enrolls at Mat-Su Comm College
1986 Todd is arrested for DUI
Jan 86 Sarah returns to U of Idaho
May 87 Sarah graduates from U of Idaho with a degree in communications (allegedly)
Nov 87 Sarah is working at KTUU, mets Glen Rice and sleeps with him
July 88 Track is conceived with either Todd or Curtis Menard Jr
8/29/88 Sarah and Todd elope
4/20/89 Track is born 1989 Sarah has a miscarriage
Winter 89-90 Bristol is conceived
10/18/90 Bristol is born.
1992 Sarah is elected to the Wasilla City Council
Fall 93 Willow is conceived
7/7/94 Willow is born.
1995 Todd registers as a member of the AIP
2/95 Todd wins the Iron Dog for the first time
0ct 96 Sarah defeats John Stein in the Wasilla mayoral race
1998 Sarah has her 2nd miscarriage
1999 Sarah is re-elected as Wasilla Mayor 2000 Molly and Mike Wooten marry 8
8/9/01 Curtis Menard Jr is killed in a plane crash
10/02 Sarah's tenure as mayor ends
2/03 Sarah is named to the Oil and Gas Commission
1/04 Sarah resigns from the Oil and Gas Commission
1/05 Molly and Mike Wooten separate.
4/11/05 Molly files for divorce. judge grants a Domestic Violence Protection Order against Mike. Also the same day, Chuck Heath phoned police to inform them about the DVPO. Then police speak with Molly. She said Mike had threatened to shoot Chuck if he hired an attorney to help in her divorce
12/05 Track and his friends vandalize school buses.
2/08 Sarah and McCain meet for the first time
4/18/08 Trig is supposedly born
7/11/08 Sarah fires Walt Monegan
8/27/08 Sarah visits John McCain at his home in Sedona
8/29/08 McCain announces Sarah as his running mate
9/1/08 Sarah announces Bristol is pregnant and will marry the baby's father Levi Johnston
9/3/08 Sarah delivers her acceptance speech at the RNC Convention in St. Paul
9/19/08 Todd ignores the subpoena.
10/2/08 Sarah debates Joe Biden.
10/4/08 Sarah attacks Barack Obama at a rally in Carson CA, she states that Barack Obama is not a man who sees America as you see it
10/10/08 the Branchflower Report, in which investigator Stephen Branchflower found that firing Monegan "was a proper and lawful exercise of her constitutional and statutory authority," but that Palin abused her power as governor and violated the state's Executive Branch Ethics Act when her office pressured Monegan to fire Wooten
10/18/08 Sarah appears on SNL.
11/3/08 the bi-partisan Alaska State Personnel Board released the findings of its own investigation which concluded that Palin did not violate any ethics laws.
11/3/08 Sarah releases letter from Dr. Cathy Baldwin Johnson stating she gave birth to five kids.
11/4/08 Election Day Barack Obama defeats John McCain for president. Sarah tries to deliver a concession speech but is rejected by McCain's staff.
11/5/08 Sarah returns to Alaska.
12/27/08 Bristol gives birth to Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston She and Levi break up shortly after
1/19/09 Sarah appears on Glenn Beck's show on FOX stating she would support Barack Obama
1/20/09 Barack Obama is sworn in as the 44th President of the United States.
1/31/09 Sarah tries to confront President Obama at the Alfalfa Dinner
7/3/09 Sarah announces her resignation in Wasilla.
7/26/09 Sarah officially resigns as governor of Alaska.
7/27/09 SarahPac is formed.
8/2009 Sarah coins the term "death panel” This wins Politifact's Lie of the Year.
9/18/09 Todd quits BP.
11/18/09 Sarah begins the Going Rogue book tour in Grand Rapids MI
11/19/09 In IN Sarah leaves a book signing with 300 people in line. She apologizes via Facebook.
11/20/09 Sarah is in OH for the book tour.
11/21/09 is in PA and NY for the book tour.
11/22/09 is in VA for the book tour.
11/23/09 is at Fort Bragg NC and Birmingham AL for the book tour.
11/24/09 Wraps up book tour in Orlando
12/12/09 Willow and her friends break into the Morlocks empty home, have a wild booze and sex party and vandalize the place.
12/13/09 The Morlocks report the damage to the police.
12/14/09 Sarah Todd Trig go to Hawaii.
12/17/13 Sarah, Todd, and Trig return to Alaska. She said she cut the trip short due to paparazzi.
2/6/10 Sarah appears at the inaugural Tea Party convention in Nashville with notes written on her hand.
3/10 Sarah begins production of Sarah Palin's Alaska.
3/10/10 Sarah, Willow and their entourage arrive at an Oscar swag suite and cleaned the place out
3/23/10 Sarah puts her crosshairs map on her Facebook page.
5/4/10 Sarah, Todd and Piper attend the Time 100 Gala in NYC.
6/25/10 Sarah gives speech at Cal State Stanislaus, says Ronald Reagan went to college in CA when it was IL
8/1/10 Sarah says Obama does not have the cajones to go after illegal immigrants even though he has deported more illegals than his predecessor.
8/8/10. Sarah, Todd and Bristol get into it with Homer teacher Kathleen Gustafson during filming of SPA.
8/17/10 Todd tries to bully a traveler at the Valdez airport who tried to take a picture of Sarah.
11/14/10 Willow calls her classmate a "faggot" on HIS Facebook page after he criticized SPA.
11/24/10 During an interview with Glenn Beck Sarah says we need to stand by our North Korea allies.
12/01/10 SPHASH's blog is launched therefore being a perpetual pain in the ass to the Palins and Heaths.
1/8/11 Jared Loughner opens fire in Tucson AZ wounding AZ Dem Rep Gabby Giffords, killing seven people including nine year old Christina Taylor Green
1/12/11 Sarah makes her blood libel comment.
3/11 Sarah and Todd tour India and Israel.
4/30/11 Sarah attends the White House Correspondence Dinner
5/1/11 Bin Laden is killed by Navy Seals.
5/2/11 Sarah begrudgingly thanks President Obama for finding bin Laden.
5/11 Sarah and Todd attend Tracks wedding to Britta Hanson.
5/29/11 Sarah starts her bus tour by hijacking Rolling Thunder rally benefiting veterans.
6/2/11 says Paul Revere warned the British when he was actually warned the colonists.
6/5/11 Sarah tells Chris Wallace on FOX that she didn't get Paul Revere screwed up and that she does know her American History.
6/22/11 Sarah quits one nation bus tour.
8/6/11 Track and Britta become parents to daughter Kyla Grace.
9/5/11 Sarah speaks at Tea Party Express Rally in Manchester NH.
10/5/11 Sarah announces she will not run for president.
10/24/12 Sarah slams Obama using the term shuck and jive.
10/25/12 Sarah defends her use of the term shuck and jive. 11/06/12 President Obama is reelected president. Sarah goes ape shit on FOX.
11/12 Track and Britta divorce
1/20/13 Obama is sworn in for a 2nd term.
02/12/13 Sarah and Todd attend Chris Kyle's funeral at Texas Stadium
3/16/13 Sarah speaks at C-PAC and drinks a Big Gulp
4/27/13 Sarah calls the White House Correspondence Dinner a nerd prom even though she attended the event in 2011
7/8/13 Sarah announces she is contemplating a run for Senate
01/17/14 Sarah accuses Obama of playing the race card on MLK Jr day
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