Three years ago today Sarah stepped on the RNC convention stage and opened her piehole

And since then she has done nothing good for this country except cause controversy.



Announced 17 year old Bristol was pregnant



Accused President Obama of palling around with terrorists (Obama was 8 years old when Bill Ayers blew up that building)



Went rogue on John McCain



Wouldn't prepare for her interviews and debate with Joe Biden



Spent over $150,000 of the RNC's money on designer clothes



Involved in Troopergate, Travelgate, and many other ethics violations



Tried to get the McCain campaign to lie about Todd's membership in the AIP



Tried to give a concession speech Election Night when it was John McCain's race



Referred to the ticket as the Palin-McCain ticket.



Whined about the treatment she received during the campaign



Turkeygate



Ignored the residents of Emmonack



Neglected her job duties as governor after the election



Nominated an endorser of marital rape for AK Attorney General



Set up an illegal fund for her legal bills



Got into a public spat with David Letterman



Quit her job as governor to make more money



Spread lies that President Obama was setting up death panels



Wrote not one but two books full of lies



Stuck her nose in on the 9/11 Mosque (it's a NYC issue)



Got a gig on FAUX News



Got into a public spat with Levi Johnston



Went after a cartoon character on Family Guy



Had a hand in rigging the voting for Bristol on Dancing With the Stars



Endorsed radical candidates like Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, Joe Miller, Sharon Angle, Rand Paul, Jesse Lee, and Tom Emmer.



Thought North Korea were our allies



Moved to Arizona after exalting the positives about Alaska in her reality show



Charges pro-life and other faith based organizations $100,000 for a speech yet speaks at the NRA Convention for free



Starred on a reality show about Alaska



Thought Ronald Reagan went to college in California



Put crosshairs on a map and made comments like "don't retreat, reload"



Played the victim after the Tucson shooting spree



Got into a spat with a schoolteacher while filming her reality show



Attacks President Obama and the First Lady every chance she gets



Thought Paul Revere warned the British



Quit her bus tour



Made a documentary about herself and it was whitewashed



Used her reality show as a political platform and got a tax credit for it



This is how she looked February 2008:





And this is how she looks in June 2011:





I cannot believe how much she has aged in three years