The Palinbots are so dumb they actually think one of Sarah's daughters is going to run the Boston Marathon

From the Pee Zoo via Immoral Minority

"I boldly wore my "Conservatives for Palin" polo shirt for the event. I met an older couple there that saw my shirt and told me that one of Sarah Palin's daughters is planning to run in the 2012 Boston Marathon on April 13th. Has anybody heard of this? Which daughter might they have been referring to?"

For starters you have to be minimum of 18 years old, so that leaves out Piper.

2nd you have to beat the qualifying times which would be 3 hours and 40 minutes for the 18-34 women's group. No way in hell could Bristol and Willow do that, especially post partum. Do these two girls look like runners to you:



Thanks Crazy4Palinbots for giving us a much needed laugh!

Recap of Sarah's weekend in Iowa

This meeting was sponsored by Organize 4 Palin. Sarah won't even get up and speak. Guess she wasn't goihttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifng to get paid for it. Pretty rude when Texas 4 Palin showed up.



Why is she sweating like a pig? And she looks sick and nervous. Todd too.



I see Bristol is there. Who is watching Tripp? And no Piper? Maybe she really is enrolled in school after all.



Speech err I mean Screech day







Same old bullshit. Attack Obama. She even threw John McCain under the bus when she criticized Republicans who criticized the Tea Party.



And check out these pictures of her running. It was photoshopped by non other than Greta Van Susteren. Does Greta really think people are that stupid? Oh never mind











If Sarah ran a half marathon she would be a lot sweatier than that. I ran cross country and track in high school and my shirt would be soaked after a seven to nine mile run. I was not very fast either.



Also it was reported she finished the half marathon in 1:45. Pace would be about 8:00. A woman her age with little to no training would not keep up with that fast a pace. Heck I ran the Bix 7 as part of my training and my pace was a little over 10-11 minutes but I had to run with over 15,000 participants and it took about 3 minutes just to get to the starting line when the race started I was so far back.