Showing posts with label Sarah Palin Channel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarah Palin Channel. Show all posts

I thought Joe Junker and Bristol broke up

From Hoohah's Fecebook page

Check out the trailer for this great new documentary about one of the extreme sports that guys – and gals – enjoy in the Last Frontier where we know how to live life vibrantly outdoors, literally in our backyard. Bristol’s boyfriend Joey stars in this, and Willow has a cameo.

I thought Joey and Bristol broke up.  His name wasn't in the police report for the brawl I don't think and Bristol's "boyfriend" was allegedly there.

SPHASH is more popular than the Sarah Palin Channel



From The Daily Beast



“Geez, Todd!” Sarah Palin shouts—fairly screeches, actually. “Geez, Todd!” she repeats, this time in a lower register. “You’re so lucky!”

The celebrated former Republican vice presidential nominee—who served as governor of Alaska for 19 months before quitting in the middle of her first term to make millions on the lecture and reality-show circuit—is barefoot on an outdoor basketball court at an unnamed desert resort. She’s wearing a purple T-shirt sporting a “john ‘08” logo in the middle of a fish-shaped symbol—a conflation of her two most important saviors and benefactors, Jesus Christ and Arizona Sen. John McCain.

And she’s getting beat, badly, by her First Dude in a game of HORSE.

Clearly, Palin’s “Sarah Barracuda” days—when she was sharp-elbowed Sarah Heath, point guard on the 1982 state championship-winning girls high school basketball team, the Wasilla Warriors—are very much behind her. On the other hand, unlike any other losing veep candidate in memory, she has managed to extend her 15 minutes of fame into six long years of monetizable stardom.

Her latest venture—for which Todd’s very ungallant hoop triumph is a featured attraction, at the tail-end of a video in which the ex-guv exalts the beauty of the desert landscape, “aggressive resource development,” and (in a burst of Palinesque verbiage) “this creation of God’s that we’ve been gifted with”—is thepaid-subscription, Web-based Sarah Palin Channel.

Three months after the launch, former CNN President Jonathan Klein—whose niche digital television company, TAPP, is backing the channel—claims it’s already turning a profit.

“It’s going really well,” Klein says, while declining to reveal how many Palin fans have signed up for $9.95 monthly or $99.95 yearly subscriptions. “She asked us from the very beginning never to talk about specific numbers, because for her she says it’s not about the numbers. It’s about the message and enabling her followers to all get together and talk freely. So I can’t give you numbers. I can tell you that she’s hit all our milestones and that she’s posting content constantly.”

The content, not surprisingly, will be easily lampoonable by the “liberal elite intellectuals” that the channel’s namesake frequently rails against. There’s a surfeit of paeans to Ronald Reagan; a countdown of “DAYS LEFT IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION”; a regular “ASK ME ANYTHING” video in which just-plain-Sarah fields personal and political questions from inquiring subscribers; a featured link to “Bristol’s Blog,” in which the oldest Palin daughter (and single mom) muses on everything from a biblically correct Adam-and-Everoutine on Dancing With the Stars to the treachery of Lena Dunham and the Hollywood lefties who empower it; and “SALLY’S WORD OF THE DAY,” chosen by Palin’s mother Sally Heath.

Thursday’s word was “judicious.” Presumably, Sally Heath’s future words of the day will not include “revigorated,” as in her daughter’s “ASK ME ANYTHING” answer to a subscriber who was interested in supporting a third political party. “Reagan didn’t believe in a third party when he was running,” Palin chirped. “He believed in a revigorated GOP.” (Also, not to be a pedant about it, but the ex-guv is flat wrong when she goes on to assert in the same answer that Reagan “first ran for president in 1976”; Palin’s research team, if any, should note: The year was 1968.)

Yet Palin—a former local news sports reporter and a current Fox News political commentator—is undeniably telegenic. Even when she’s saying things that are arguably tendentious and counterfactual (a diplomatic way of describing what her elite detractors might simply call “silly lies”), the ex-guv is blessed with a sunny, accessible, larger-than-life persona that jumps out of the screen, grabs you by throat—and squeezes.

“She’s a very unpretentious person,” Klein says. “There aren’t a lot of layers of staff and security. She’s a very everyday kind of American person. So she’s doing this because she finds this an easy and fun way to communicate.”

The goal, Klein says, is to try to replicate, or at least approach, the astonishing success of former Fox News personality Glenn Beck, whose subscription-based Web TV operation, TheBlaze.com reportedly boasts hundreds of thousands of paying customers and is said to be minting money.

Yet while it’s impossible to know, absent hard figures, whether the Sarah Palin Channel is succeeding in attracting an audience, it’s significant that the channel’s Web traffic, expressed in terms of unique visitors, is a tiny fraction of The Blaze’s 15.3 million in September (the most recent available numbers from Media Trend). The Sarah Palin Channel, by contrast, had a barely measurable 36,000 visitors in September, according to Quantcast.

The channel's social-media profile might be equally anemic--for instance two followers on an account for SarahPalinTV as of Thursday night. After initially saying he wasn't sure, Klein said that account is not connected with the channel, calling it "a fake account [with] no content in it."

Klein argues that such an account would be superfluous in any case since Palin herself enjoys a combined five million followers on Twitter and Facebook—and that is the main avenue by which potential subscribers are lured. "Her channel is not affected by this kind of thing in the slightest because it's targeted at her community, which is already following her," Klein says, adding that @SarahPalinUSA, Palin's personal Twitter account, "is the only one we post content to."

Another issue is that TAPP failed to purchase several similar Internet addresses, or URLs, that currently are being used to skewer and mock the Sarah Palin Channel. A Facebook page purporting to represent TheSarahPalinChannel.org features a profile pic of the ex-guv with the headline, “I’m with stupid.” Meanwhile,TheSarahPalinChannel.com links to various episodes of The Colbert Reportmaking fun of Klein’s star.

Klein says that while TAPP bought a number of Palin Channel-like Web addresses, “URLs aren’t nearly as important as they used to be, because most people don’t come directly to a channel by typing its name into a browser anymore. They get there via links, especially from social media. We focus on pushing a lot of content out to Governor Palin’s social-media followers, which they can then click to be taken to the channel.”

Klein—whose partner in TAPP is another kingpin of the “lamestream media” that Palin loves to deride, former NBC Universal Television Entertainment Chairman Jeff Gaspin—claims his star is cutting through the clutter.

“A couple of weeks ago, somebody came up to her and said, ‘Oh my God! You blew me away because you responded to my comment on the channel by name! I’ll never forget that!’ So it’s had that kind of effect on her biggest supporters.”

Right now my blog averaging about 41,000 visitors a month, over 1,000/day.  And i don't even charge people to read it.  Take that Hoohah!

Sarah Palin thinks she can solve the ISIS problem

From Wonkette (Wonkette watches so we don't have to)

She may not be a brilliant grand strategist like Metternich O’Reilly, but Sarah Palin is more than comfortable playing armchair field marshall. There’s some really great stuff in here, and it totally won’t want to make you want to shove knitting needles in your eardrums. Let’s listen, and then go smash something beautiful!

Where should we begin, dear Wonketeers? Did you like the part where Palin offered no actual solution? Did you enjoy the proper (!)(?) use of the term “buffalo” as a verb? How about her insistence that ya just can’t tell a good Mooslim from a bad Mooslim around the 3:30 mark?
Our favorite part was Palin’s insistence that she’s a “realist,” followed by her admission that it’s a “legitimate debate” as to whether or not ISIS constitutes a threat to the United States. We liked that part, and we really liked what Palin said we should do if and when we determine that ISIS is something that needs to be squared away, bombing-wise.
If we do decide that ISIS is a direct threat to our security, then of course we must go in — we must defeat them over there. But we have to be in it to win it!
We have not dusted off our copy in many years, but we are reasonably certain that “Be In It To Win It” is the title of the third chapter of Clausewitz’s On War. Please, General Palin, continue issuing your orders.
Please Mr. President listen to America on this. It means we go in with overwhelming, United States of America force, the red, white, and blue, we punch hard.
You may be under the impression that earlier in the video, Palin mocked Obama for following poll-driven public opinion, rather than displaying Real Leadership. You may also be shocked that Palin actually said “the red, white, and blue” without also insisting that “these colors don’t run.” If you are under either of those impressions, you are probably a brainwashed Dummycrat who believes whatever MSDNC tells you.
General Palin went on to describe a strategy that sounds like an awesome exit strategy, except for the part where we don’t ever really exit, but still — strategy!
We defeat them, and then we get out. Only this time, let’s listen to those on the ground, top brass of military, the experts, who are saying, mmm, we do need a residual force, staying there to make sure this doesn’t happen again.
How would we both “get out” and also leave behind a “residual force, staying there?” Jeez, you Dumbocraps just don’t get it, do you? That you could even ask such a question shows the depth of your contempt for the military. General Palin, if you would, please, summarize the tactical situation for all these loser libruls.
For now, the tragedy is that our President just doesn’t get it. For more than six years he’s appeased jihadists, and now the Middle East is in flames. He’s been weak, our President is weak, and again and again he shows this. Thirteen years after 9/11, the jihadists are stronger than they’ve ever been.
Thank you, General Palin, for reminding America that everything was just fine in the Middle East until King Putt showed up with his limp wrists and his dad jeans, and no, all those drone strikes in Yemen and that one thingy in Abbottabad don’t count, so stop bringing them up.
Geopolitically speaking, Sarah Palin is that person you play RISK with who cannot understand how she keeps losing the Ukraine. We remind you once again that the senior Senator from Arizona, an entire American political party, and 60 million of your fellow citizens once saw fit to put Sarah Palin one septuagenarian heartbeat away from the nuclear codes.
Really Sarah?  How is killing bin Laden appeasing jihadists?  Please explain that to me.
I would have posted the video but TAPP claimed copyright.  Oh well.

Thanks Wonkette and Fartknocker!





From Wonkette


When Sarah Palin announced her new online channel, Wonkette commenter Fartknocker ponied up the coin to buy us a year-long subscription, plus a couple beers for our troubles.

This week’s installment of The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker, features Sarah getting everything wrong about Labor Day. We have no other way to describe what is going on here, and we’re not sure why Palin put this video out in the first place.

It start with some facts about the history of Labor Day that Sarah found on Wikipedia, about how hard-workin’ people built America. What do Republicans think of hard-workin’ Americans, you ask? “Fer ‘em!” Sarah replies. But then she brings up how Todd was in a union — elected treasurer, even! — and how that was fine because Todd was helpin’ some hard-workin’ guys up in Alaska, whereas the “union thugs,” the ones runnin’ the unions, they’re no good. She concludes this rambling saying that the true meaning of Labor Day is not about politics.

At the end of the video, she takes a moment to address everyone who doesn’t have Labor Day off, and she thanks them for coming to work that day.

Palin has overwhelmed our defenses. There is so much in that video that is so relentlessly, so aggressively wrong that we legitimately don’t know where to begin. We’re beginning to regret taking on this assignment.
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, presented by Fartknocker, was brought to you by Fartknocker.

Thank you to Wonkette and Fartknocker for taking one for the team.  

Skanky, Turd, and Butthole have no business celebrating Labor Day because they have not had a job in YEARS!

Bad news

Doggone it Sarah Palin removed her videos from YouTube.  It's a shame cuz I had some more of them on autopost for the future for us to view and make fun of.  Oh well.

I guess it's safe to say The Sarah Palin Channel is a colossal failure.  She hasn't been on FOX lately so maybe they fired her too.  All she has left is Facebook.  Maybe she should start a payblog like Newsmax.  Oh wait she tried that.

Good news the Sarah Palin Channel is now on You Tube!

You can check it out here

Oh hell forget about going to that link I'll just start posting all the videos for your amusement:


The Sarah Palin Channel really isn't free



From US4Palin

Since the Sarah Palin Channel launched, many people don’t understand what the channel is or how it works. The following Sarah Palin Channel Facts should clear a lot of this up.

Business Model

Sarah Palin Channel is one of two member-funded web sites hosted by Tapp Media. Tapp is planning on expanding this business model with other media and subject matter. Sarah Palin has entered a brave new world with this media venture.
Many people on the left compare Sarah Palin Channel to NetFlix, but they both serve different markets. The most similar site is Glenn Beck’s The Blaze.

What You Get

Paid members may view videos Sarah Palin produces on the Channel which give her in-depth thoughts on current events and issues. She also gives glimpses into her family and private life. Sarah Palin Channel has been posting one to two videos per day. Videos are standard definition 360p and 720p HD.
Members may participate in Discus comment threads on each video.
Members may upload up to 10 minutes of standard definition video which the Channel may or may not use.
Members may use video chats when the Channel schedules them.

Cost

Members get a two-week free trial and pay nothing if they cancel before the two weeks are up. Members pay $9.95 per month or $99.95 per year. Active military members may subscribe for free.

Cancelling

A member may cancel at any time and does not have ask or give a reason. The cancellation option is on each member’s profile. A member who cancels pays only what they already have. This means they will not be billed further, but member fees paid will not be refunded.

Sarah's incoherency is getting worse


From Mediate

Former Alaska Governor and John McCain running mate Sarah Palin now has a subscription channel in which she can apparently just hit the record button and say whatever she wants. The perils of this unencumbered access can be seen in her fourth response to Senator Elizabeth Warren’s (D-MA) 11-point list of progressive beliefs, which Palin rebutted one-by-one late last week. Something goes wrong here [transcription adapted from a commenter at the Daily Banter]:

 “Wait, I thought fast food joints, [makes a get-outta-here gesture]. Don’t you guys think that they’re, like, of the Devil or something? That’s what — Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint that you just don’t believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or something. So they all go vegan and, uh, wages and picket lines, I dunno, they’re not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because…” 

She is also mocking Elizabeth Warren by wearing the exact same outfit, course this isn't the first time she has done that:





You can also see the telemprompter reflecting off her glasses.  EPIC FAIL!

Sarah Palin attacks Jesse Ventura for telling the truth


From Skanky's Fecebook page:

Here’s a video of my thoughts on Jesse Ventura’s lawsuit against Chris Kyle’s widow:
https://sarahpalinchannel.com/updates/standing-up-for-an-american-hero-and-his-widow/

The photo is courtesy of another great warrior my family and I are proud to call friend, Marcus Luttrell.

- Sarah Palin


Like I said before I will not be subscribing to SPC so I can't get Skanky's thoughts on this.

Jesse is more of a patriot than Chris Kyle ever was.  He didn't brag about how many people he killed in 'Nam and even was affected by Agent Orange.

Jesse was also a much better governor than Skanky ever was.  He never quit, was very honest and didn't waste money on stadiums.  The only issue I had with him while he was my governor was he gave too much of the budget surplus back.  Actually he was the only governor who did that.  One Jesse check would have sufficed for me, put the rest back into reserves or repair our infrastructure (see 2007 I-35 bridge collapse in Minneapolis).

Already the Sarah Palin Channel has stepped in it big time (satire)

From the National Report

 This is satire, but don't be suprised if it really does happen

Less than five hours after the launch of The Sarah Palin Channel, the fledgling online subscription-based network has landed itself in a major controversy, after a person being interviewed by Palin herself repeatedly referred to President Barack Obama using the highly offensive “N” word.

During The Sarah Palin Channel’s launch event on Sunday evening, Palin sat down for a live “Real America” interview with George Seymour, 58, a coal miner from Bowling Green, Kentucky, as a part of what Palin had hoped would be “a series of interviews with real Americans, from real America, offering real American perspectives.”

During the thirty-minute interview, Palin asked Seymour about taxes, government regulations, and even international affairs, taking in the regular Joe’s amateur perspective on Russia’s acts of aggression toward the Ukraine and the most recent conflict between Israel and Palestine. But when she asked Seymour what he thought about Barack Obama’s presidency, the network’s first real scandal broke.

“I hate that n*,” Seymour said angrily. “I call him `N* Hitler.’ He wants to stick everyone that don’t agree with him in concentration camps [and] make us wear the mark of the beast. He’s a Muslim, gay-loving n* Hitler and there’s not a day that goes by where I don’t wish he was dead or in jail.”

Palin seemed nonplussed with regards to Seymour’s incendiary comments. “[Laughing] well George, that’s the kind of honest opinion we’re looking for here on the Sarah Palin Channel. Unedited real talk from a real American like yourself is always welcome here.”

The live interview, which originally aired at 5:30 PM EST, remained available for streaming on the site until approximately 11:20 PM EST, when it was taken down without warning or explanation. 

Liberal media watchdogs Media Matters predicts the video received anywhere from 9,000 to 15,000 views before it was taken down.

The Palin Channel has thus far refused to comment on the scandal, telling National Report that the video was removed from the site due to “formatting issues.” The network has also stopped advertising the “Real America” interview series entirely, which the network had previously claimed would be aired once per week.
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